soccer jokes

Where can i see the match??

                                                    you aren't going to score a goal!!!!

Football jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?Somebody took a corner !


Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar ?All of them, a crossbar can't jump !

What tea do footballers drink ?Penaltea !

What lights up a football stadium ?A football match !

Food Jokes

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher told him it was a piece of cake. Jack: Would you like some Egyptian Pie? Jill: What's Egyptian pie? Jack: You know, the kind mummy used to make.

The articles we created

Lady Gaga vs. Madonna
Spain vs Holand
The magic of "el burrito"
Why running is good for you
 Mascots
Fashion in summer
Diego Forlan
Are you dressing well?
Football Legends
Why is breakfast the most important meal of the day?
Why are these fruits good for you?

Getting statistics

These are the quizzes we created to get some statistics, other students at school helped us by answering them.

Health

Football

Fashion

Our Quizzes!!!

MARTIN PALERMO (Bauti, Mateo, Tomi B)

FOOTBALL LEGENDS (Nico, Pepo)

ARE YOU A FASHION VICTIM? (Mara, Catu, Delfi)

HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL? (Felipe, Estani)

HOW HEALTHY ARE YOU? (Lara, Flor, Luz)

Creating quizzes online

We'll use this site to create our Quizzes!!! Have fun!

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/index.php