soccer jokes

Where can i see the match??

                                                    you aren't going to score a goal!!!!

Football jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?Somebody took a corner !


Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar ?All of them, a crossbar can't jump !

What tea do footballers drink ?Penaltea !

What lights up a football stadium ?A football match !

Food Jokes

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher told him it was a piece of cake. Jack: Would you like some Egyptian Pie? Jill: What's Egyptian pie? Jack: You know, the kind mummy used to make.